...that this is a really, really nice place to get married. See! There's a CHICKEN. That's how nice it is.

...that while Hub rocks a snazzy tie, Moo totally rocks it with the cool kids in a polka dot bib. She's a fashion maverick, I tells you

...that even though I think I can wear high heels, I really, really CAN'T. My feet are now ON FIRE.

...that really, all babies want to do is run around on a shiny slippery floor and play with a big door. Weddings - pah! They is for da grown-ups, innit.