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		<title>First Aid</title>
		<link>http://motherventing.wordpress.com/2013/06/04/first-aid/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Jun 2013 18:20:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My brain is full of stuff that generally could be perceived as useless. ENTIRELY USELESS. Obvs there&#8217;s some good stuff &#8211; like how to make a cup of tea, remembering where my bed is, and how to rewire giant lasers to go from stun to kill &#8211; but in the grand scheme of things, my [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=motherventing.wordpress.com&#038;blog=21101587&#038;post=2439&#038;subd=motherventing&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Antibiotics</title>
		<link>http://motherventing.wordpress.com/2013/05/31/antibiotics/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 31 May 2013 18:30:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You know I have shiteye? That&#8217;s an ACTUAL MEDICAL TERM, by the way &#8211; the street name for it is &#8216;conjunctivitis&#8217;. True story. And you know antibiotics? Yeah? I am taking them for the shiteye. Antibiotics are great, huh. Oh yeah. Good stuff. You know how the antibiotics for shiteye are eye drops? Makes sense, [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=motherventing.wordpress.com&#038;blog=21101587&#038;post=2436&#038;subd=motherventing&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Cuddle</title>
		<link>http://motherventing.wordpress.com/2013/05/21/cuddle/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 18:30:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Me and Moo have this thing now, yeah. She started it. It was her idea. When I&#8217;m getting her ready for bed &#8211; pyjama&#8217;d, sleeping bagged, and In The fucking Night Gardened &#8211; she looks me straight in the eye and says, &#8216;Now we have a lovely cuddle&#8217;. And it&#8217;s true, we do. We sit [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=motherventing.wordpress.com&#038;blog=21101587&#038;post=2432&#038;subd=motherventing&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Guilt</title>
		<link>http://motherventing.wordpress.com/2013/05/15/guilt/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 18:30:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Parenting. Such a MAGICAL experience. Along with all the fear, desperation, exhaustion, irritation, frustration and total absolute dicking bollocks of parenting, comes guilt. GUILT. I feel it ALL THE COCKING TIME. I can&#8217;t escape it. I&#8217;m afraid to say, people, that when you spawn a tiny person you instantly and violently sign up for a [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=motherventing.wordpress.com&#038;blog=21101587&#038;post=2427&#038;subd=motherventing&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Sucks</title>
		<link>http://motherventing.wordpress.com/2013/05/08/sucks/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 May 2013 19:04:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Moo sucks. Quite literally. Remember when I wrote this post? About her addiction to dummies? Yeah? Well, surprise sur-fucking-prise, time goes forward inexorably and all that, and it&#8217;s getting to the stage where Moo sucking on a dummy now is just a little bit, well, erm, how can I say this politely&#8230; a bit FUCKING [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=motherventing.wordpress.com&#038;blog=21101587&#038;post=2425&#038;subd=motherventing&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Gallery &#8211; Self Portrait</title>
		<link>http://motherventing.wordpress.com/2013/05/01/the-gallery-self-portrait/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 May 2013 11:23:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m such a farking narcissist I couldn&#8217;t resist joining in The Gallery with this theme. But lest you think I do ACTUALLY love myself , I really do not. I just wanted to show off the new Snapseed photo editing app I have on my phone. It is great and awesome. Lots of retro/grubby/dramatic filters [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=motherventing.wordpress.com&#038;blog=21101587&#038;post=2422&#038;subd=motherventing&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Poem</title>
		<link>http://motherventing.wordpress.com/2013/04/30/poem/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Apr 2013 18:30:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Love I am the skin, the cloak, the hood, the claw I am the part of your heart you don’t care for any more I am the ache of your teeth when something’s too sweet I am the scratch on your back that bleeds with heat I am sorry, I am guilty, I can’t be [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=motherventing.wordpress.com&#038;blog=21101587&#038;post=2420&#038;subd=motherventing&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Books</title>
		<link>http://motherventing.wordpress.com/2013/04/23/books/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Apr 2013 20:32:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[OK OK don&#8217;t think too hard about this, just read the question, then answer &#8211; HONESTLY, mind &#8211; you&#8217;re fooling no one &#8211; we can all read your mind &#8211; or maybe only I can &#8211; I dunno &#8211; are you thinking about ham sandwiches? &#8211; with mustard? &#8211; no? &#8211; then who the fuck? [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=motherventing.wordpress.com&#038;blog=21101587&#038;post=2418&#038;subd=motherventing&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Middle</title>
		<link>http://motherventing.wordpress.com/2013/04/21/middle/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Apr 2013 13:41:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[OK, so, like, I have a thing where I have to sleep on the right side of the bed. Always. I always sleep on the right. It&#8217;s MY side. You want to sleep with me? You&#8217;re on the LEFT, boyo. Or womano, I ain&#8217;t fussy. There&#8217;s a reason for this. It&#8217;s a bit weird. Bear [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=motherventing.wordpress.com&#038;blog=21101587&#038;post=2415&#038;subd=motherventing&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Marketing</title>
		<link>http://motherventing.wordpress.com/2013/04/18/marketing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Apr 2013 18:30:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Marketing! Here&#8217;s a tip: it does NOT mean hanging around markets. No siree. DON&#8217;T make the same mistake I did. Markets are harsh, inhospitable places, where desperate marketeers lurk, and try to sell you knickers for a pound. It&#8217;s TRUE. Or am I thinking of gulags? ANYWAY. Marketing: NOT ABOUT GOING TO A MARKET. You&#8217;re [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=motherventing.wordpress.com&#038;blog=21101587&#038;post=2410&#038;subd=motherventing&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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