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		<title>Hoar</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Feb 2012 11:03:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am a hoar. It has happened. Finally. I knew it was coming. I could see its precursors in the fine lines around my eyes, in the thickening of my waistline, and in the slight swag of my bosoms. I am now a hoar. This morning, I found not one, not two, but THREE GREY &#8230;<p><a href="http://motherventing.wordpress.com/2012/02/23/hoar/" class="more-link">Read More</a></p><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=motherventing.wordpress.com&amp;blog=21101587&amp;post=1617&amp;subd=motherventing&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Door</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 13:07:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The bathroom door is broken. You can open it from the outside. But not from the inside. Somehow the in-laws broke it last week. The husband found this out to his cost. He had to break out of bathroom using a pair of eyebrow tweezers to unscrew the lock. I would not have been so &#8230;<p><a href="http://motherventing.wordpress.com/2012/02/22/door/" class="more-link">Read More</a></p><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=motherventing.wordpress.com&amp;blog=21101587&amp;post=1615&amp;subd=motherventing&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Gallery &#8211; Landscapes</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 12:32:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes I think landscapes is my favourite photo subject. Until I start snapping Moo. But I do like trying to squish a mega-vista into a relatively tiny frame. Madness. More often than not, I just can&#8217;t do it justice. Which is why it&#8217;s better to go out and SEE STUFF FOR YOURSELF, innit. I would &#8230;<p><a href="http://motherventing.wordpress.com/2012/02/22/the-gallery-landscapes/" class="more-link">Read More</a></p><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=motherventing.wordpress.com&amp;blog=21101587&amp;post=1610&amp;subd=motherventing&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Dear Moo</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 19:02:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Moo, oh daughter of mine This was supposed to be a venting of classic proportions. I did intend to blow my top in a spectacular fashion. Like, with fireworks, dynamite, noxious gases, the toppling of electricity pylons, war with Spain, the head-butting of ponies, and the stamping on kittens, and everything. But now I &#8230;<p><a href="http://motherventing.wordpress.com/2012/02/21/dear-moo/" class="more-link">Read More</a></p><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=motherventing.wordpress.com&amp;blog=21101587&amp;post=1605&amp;subd=motherventing&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Performance</title>
		<link>http://motherventing.wordpress.com/2012/02/19/performance/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Feb 2012 19:52:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This week I learnt&#8230; &#8230;that fishnet tights don&#8217;t really smell even after a week of nightly wear &#8230;that I can walk in high heels and even be shmexy whilst doing so &#8230;that being told I have &#8216;cracking pins&#8217; doesn&#8217;t ruffle my feminist feathers at all &#8230;that if I forget a line IT DOESN&#8217;T MATTER &#8230;that &#8230;<p><a href="http://motherventing.wordpress.com/2012/02/19/performance/" class="more-link">Read More</a></p><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=motherventing.wordpress.com&amp;blog=21101587&amp;post=1602&amp;subd=motherventing&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Silent Sunday</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Feb 2012 13:13:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Filed under: Memes Tagged: drama, memes, photos, plays, signs, silent sunday<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=motherventing.wordpress.com&amp;blog=21101587&amp;post=1596&amp;subd=motherventing&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Bath</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Feb 2012 07:30:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Filed under: Motherhood Tagged: babies, baths, bathtime, Moo, parenting, photos<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=motherventing.wordpress.com&amp;blog=21101587&amp;post=1593&amp;subd=motherventing&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Quote</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2012 23:42:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;and I quote: &#8216;When you&#8217;re on stage, I sneak round the back and watch you from the wings. I just find you completely compelling.&#8217; So said one of my fellow actors. To me. Aside from the fact that it might be construed as a bit pervy, that is probably one of the best things someone &#8230;<p><a href="http://motherventing.wordpress.com/2012/02/15/quote/" class="more-link">Read More</a></p><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=motherventing.wordpress.com&amp;blog=21101587&amp;post=1590&amp;subd=motherventing&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Frozen</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2012 07:30:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[On stage. Mid-scene. I turn and deliver my line to my fellow actor, devastatingly brilliantly] Me: But you don&#8217;t have to take the poison! My fellow actor: [nothing] Me: [thinks: oh shit. SHIT. He's frozen. He has no clue what he's going to say, does he? Look at his eyes! He's PLEADING with me! He &#8230;<p><a href="http://motherventing.wordpress.com/2012/02/15/frozen/" class="more-link">Read More</a></p><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=motherventing.wordpress.com&amp;blog=21101587&amp;post=1588&amp;subd=motherventing&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Love</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2012 14:28:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Love. Looooooooove. Lurve. Loff. Love. Love. Wow. Sounds silly when you say it over and over. A line I say in my play: &#8216;You don&#8217;t know what love is, either of you!&#8217; And then I shout a bit more and do something silly. But, y&#8217;know. That line. Those words. I think I know what love &#8230;<p><a href="http://motherventing.wordpress.com/2012/02/14/love/" class="more-link">Read More</a></p><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=motherventing.wordpress.com&amp;blog=21101587&amp;post=1585&amp;subd=motherventing&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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