Cold Hard Facts
Yo blogonauts. I did have a load of ‘personal trivia’ here but I just read back over it and realised it was utter guff. I think I was trying a bit too hard to be witty/charming/clever and failing miserably. So am going to launch myself in the opposite direction and leave you with COLD HARD FACTS instead.
- I have a baby girl
- I live in Bristol
- I am in my early 30s
- I don’t work
- I am ever so slightly mentally wayward
And that’s it. I welcome all readers; you make me feel special and included, and I am much more likely to give in to your transient whims if you read posts/leave comments/share the love. And feel free to request the return of the utter guff. I may heed your request.

Hi, I just wanted to say well done, forget all the clever stuff, you are cool. I’m having a good read and I think I might shamelessly copy you!
Haha! OK, be my guest. Thanks for stopping by
G’day…just wanted to say Hi…which I’ve now managed to do! Oh, by the way…enjoy your take on life too
Thank you, hello, and welcome
BTW I’m the non stop about my very cleaver but probably boring everyone fuckless app for finding short term out of sight missing children, you gotta try, but having read your blog now I’m a full follower top honest to the point thats what we all need in this fucking mad world I bow to you
Just came across your blog and can’t stop reading it
You are a great laugh.
*curtsies* Thank you so much. Stop by any time
Where have you been all my life?
I’m right here baby *pats lap*
Great blog in fact it is amazing! Stupendous! I think I’m in awe of you! But also do think you are slightly off your rocker – but in a good way of course! Zx (mummyofsam)
After reading a couple of your posts I can say, with all sincerity, you are ever so slightly mentally wayward. It makes for good reading though so don’t call up Dr House just yet.
Only ever so slightly, mind. Ever so. Thanks, it’s reassuring to know I can deliver what I promise!
I love your blog! You’re just WOW! *swoons*
Why thank you, kindly. I am always appreciative of lovely comments! Do come back!
Just so you know, your twitter profile picture is quite possibly one of my favourite pictures of all time! Glad I’m not the only Excellent parent out there, it’s hard being at the top all by yourself! x
Mahahah thanks – pretty much a daily expression for my baby girl…
Thanks for reading/commenting, come by any time!