The Little Book of motherventing
*sings* Shiny, shiny new book for you! Who wants a new book? Is it you? Oh please do! *stops singing*
OK so I’m no Gary farking Barlow, it took me TEN MINUTES to compose that jolly ditty and I’m farking PROUD, yeah? Joy does strange things to your mind and, absolutely totally for a moment there I thought I was capable of producing song. Well, turns out I am shit at that, but what I am good at it is blogging and stuff, and to prove it, I’ve published a little ebook which you might purchase for your good selves, called…
*drumroll*
The Little Book of motherventing
YAY!
That’s it, that’s my blog post book, all the good stuff from motherventing compiled and compacted into uber-shminky digital form, without any guff or nonsense to distract you from the quality spaff.
And all for the princely sum of £1.02!
That is LITERALLY the best £1.02 you will EVER spend. I guarantee you. And if it’s not, just let me know, and I’ll refund* you. (*I won’t. I’ll hex you instead)
S’all I have to say for now. If you have ever read any of my blog posts and thought they were all right/awesome/like the bible only better, then please do reach into your capacious bank accounts and download my book to carry with you forever. It might give me the impetus to write mooooooore.
If you don’t have an Kindle or other electronic reading device, you can download a reading app for your computer or whatever, and that is free. And THEN you can buy my book. Aha.
Instructions, for the bewildered and overwhelmed:
- buy book
- read book
- laugh, cry, vomit, whatevs
- leave a five star review
- read book again
- send me biscuits
That’s pretty much it. Easy, mais non?
£1.02. You know it makes sense.
I loves y’all. Thank you.
*exits, mounted on a unicorn*
I’m convinced, and it wasn’t a hard sell at all!
Well done.
Thank you very much
Hope you enjoy!
Reblogged this on That Spencer Bloke, @SAHDandproud and commented:
Book for sale klaxon! Hope you all go and buy it.
Deal! You send me £80 to buy a Kindle and I’ll buy your book (can’t download any apps onto my computer cos it’s owned and protected by The Guardian who fear possible contamination by porn and right-wingery)
LOL oh well, I’ll just have to get a print book deal and then send you a paper copy instead. *waits*
Promise I’ll buy it next week on pay day xx
No need to make promises, I’d be thrilled if you bought it whenever
xx
Woooow, that is pretty awesome MoVo!
Thanks! It is, mais non? *awesome face*
Brilliant! Will buy today while the offer lasts! xxx
THANK YOU BM! You are amazeballs xx
Oooh, a shiny new book! I’m off to have a look now…
Ohhhhh please buy! I will love you forevs
Congrats!!! I shall buy as soon as I remember my amazon password..dammit!
Ha! Is it: 123456789?
Purchased.
Better be as good as advertised!
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LOL well I can only speak for myself…
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Huzzah – will be purchasing (pocket money funds for Mabel?). Well done you!!!!!! Cross fingers it goes viral
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Ha! That would be amazeballs
Thanks so much X
Will be buying come payday, yes I’m that poor I need to wait til payday for £1.02 (it’s that 2p!). Furthermore, I am going to have to download some sort of e-reader type thing when I swore I would never betray an actual book I can hold in my hand. However I think this is so worth it.
Congrats!
Ps) love the fact the ‘cover’ image features a unicorn!
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Ah thanks so much dearheart, I really do appreciate it and believe me, I totally understand when it comes to having enough pennies! Glad you like the cover
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£1.02!!! Ouch …. Aw allright xx
I know, I know, it’s expensive. But I have to fund my biscuit habit.
Thanks gorgeous xx
Thank fuck. For that.
Brilliant news and I’m so pleased for you.
Thanks darling. You’ve been amazeballs
I’m a long time fan of yours and was excited to buy this as soon as I saw on Twitter but buggering piss pants I had to set up an Amazon account and download Kindle for my phone and EVERYTHING! I’m on my phone and couldn’t wait.
You’re so worth it tho *swishy L’oreal hair flick*
Love your blog(s) Movo, (I think I guessed your other one right eek!)
You are a STAR. Thank you for being so star-like
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Delighted to buy this! It’s loading as we speak! Write more!!!!
Yay! Thank you!! OK I will!!
Shall be investing in this !
That’s great
thank you 
Congrats. Off to check it out – can now claim to know a published author.
Ha! Thanks lovely. Much appreciated
Nice one!
I hope you’re writing another story though…
I’d love to. Let’s see what happens, eh?