Happy New Year
Oh hello! Hi. HELLO YOU LOVELY LOT. Hey, how are you doin’?
Me, yeah I’m OK. Bit weird this, isn’t it? I mean, I stopped blogging, and I haven’t really missed it, and I did a few guest posts for people, and I promised myself to even more people and I haven’t delivered yet oops sorry about that, and now, here I am, surreptitiously raising my head over the parapet to blog something here and now AND, actually, to wish y’all a Happy New Year and felicitations for 2013.
So. Happy New Year. And felicitations. For, well, 2013. Innit.
*twiddles thumbs*
Hmm? Oh, no, no, I’m not going to do a review of the year or any of that bollocks. Mostly cos some parts would be me just going ‘AAAAAARRRRGGNNNGHHHHHH’ and crying into a tea towel, other bits would be too saucy for your discerning eyes, and everything else was just farking mundane. Let’s just say, 2012 could have been better, BUT, technically, it could have been A LOT worse, and I am thankful, as ever, that it wasn’t.
Then what’s this all about? Why this sudden break in hiatus? Why the early retirement from the, erm, early retirement?
Well, my little Movotians, I have two tiny pieces of news for you. Teeny tiny. Minuscule. Barely relevant. You might even want to look away now, and go do something else. What? Oh, I’m being a tease? Yeah but you love it. You so do. Stop dribbling on me.
Seriously. I am trying to be serious. Here’s some news. Firstly, very soon, you will be able to download me. YEAH THAT’S RIGHT. There’s a book being made out of motherventing as we speak. All the best bits, with none of that meme crap or acres of Silent Sunday photos of Moo. But with most of the swearing, all of the naked photos and lots of the muff. Y’know, the bits you really like.
Hoorah! That’s good, mais non? Excited? Excellent. Please make sure you buy it when it’s available, and then maybe I can afford some food. KIDDING. We don’t need food. Moo and I, however, would like to build a helter-skelter in our backyard. All funds from The Little Book of MoVo will go towards that. IT’S A WORTHY CAUSE, PEOPLE. You know it makes sense.
Helter-skelters aside, what’s the other news, you may be asking yourself. Well… turns out I may have told a little white lie at the beginning of this post. Y’see, I stopped blogging as motherventing. But I didn’t stop blogging. Nope. I’ve been blogging since October. As someone else.
And that’s where I’ll leave that, I think.
Ooohhhhh I’m such a TEASE.
Unless it’s really obvious anyway and now I just seem like a complete tit.
Ack, who cares. It’s New Year’s Day, the start of a brand new year. Obvs. Time for, um, stuff to happen. Kind of. Maybe.
I’m rambling. I’ll stop. Oh it’s been WONDERFUL seeing y’all again, do drop by soon! Watch this space.
*disappears in a puff of smoke* *cough cough*
Hello Mrs…..why dont I know about the new blog? I’m supposed to be your biggest fan! *sobs into my hanky*
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HaHa it’s ok i’ll be alright
Congratulations on the new book
Thanks m’lovely, if you’re curious about the other blog then visit mabelstarkey.wordpress.com and have a look
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I haven’t seen any other linkys
Wait for it…
I’m not excited and I’m not leaving a comment cos it will just go to your head that people love you and that…
damn
Hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa
Am a signed up reader of new blog!
Excellent news. Thank you so much
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What? And now the original comment is back. Oh my fecking brain is so deranged, it is quite clear that I am going to be officially old this year! I blame timelords.
It might be that I had to approve the original comment or something? Let’s not put you out to pasture just yet
Arses, I left a comment, but it vanished because my phone and WordPress hate me. They are petulant teenagers with no respect for the older generation at all. Happy New Year and as the song goes ‘it had to be you…’ Brilliant as ever, both here and over there , big loves to you and moo xxx
Hello. Welcome home. I had my suspicions somewhere bur can’t remember where!
LOL can’t fool you…
Be good to read the book and looking forward to hearing more about the new blog.
Excellent. Thanks for stopping by
*gasp* I frigging KNEW it! Lovely to see things are on the up for ya, happy 2013 to you and Moo
Thanks to you
and HNY too
Ha! Sings ‘It had to be you….’ Happy new year lovely lady xxx
Thanks darl’. Glad you approve
and HNY xxx
Nice to see you back!
Well glad about book !
Keep it going you have been missed and I don’ t reality fit into geek blog follower slot !
But yours I love
Happy everything
X
Thanks so much
HNY to you, and all the best for 2013 X
Really glad to hear you doing the book thang! Will purchase! I would also love to know what your new blog is … Can you whisper in my ear?
LOL I have, oho….
Yay! Good luck with the book. Hope you pop back here occasionally when you’re (even more) famous. May 2013 bring you health, wealth and happiness x
Bless you, and thanks
I will blog here more, I think, forgot how much I enjoyed it. HNY to you and yours X
You made me giggle this morning with your slightly bonkers post..thanks. I will enjoy having you back even though I’m not sure I knew you before..being fairly new here myself.
Ah! Perfect candidate to buy my book, when it’s out *smiles winningly* Thanks for reading!
Ooooo *penny drops* I KNOW now! Thought it sounds like you!
And you promised me a post… But as you have confirmed my suspicions then I shall not hassle you, as I was going to.
Happy New Year. Xx
Hahaha! *does a nifty jig* Sorry I haven’t blogged for you yet, I was enjoying my sabbatical too much. You ARE on the list, tho, promise. HNY, hope 2013 is better for you all round xx
Oh I bloody knew it MoVo, it just sounded like you
Glad you’ve popped back here too. Missed you xxx
Thanks m’love. I’ll go away more often! Nice to feel missed
xx
Ooh a book how exciting! Now I am out of the loop too.
There is no loop! Blimey.
Is it more a ring lol
I actually did a little woop out loud when my email notified me that the great MoVo had done a blog post! Big congrats on th book, may be worth me converting to Kindle for!
As for the secret identity, I have no idea and this saddens me
Happy New Year! x
Don’t worry lovely lady, I’ll reveal all soooooooooooooooooooooooon
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Fabboo this makes me happy
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Ooh exciting on the book front. Helter skelter sounds fab – seeing as we may have funded it, can we all come and have a go on it once built!
Now off to have a snoop and find your other blog as my head’s not working and I’m never in the loop on these things
Helter-skelter will be available for public use. 30p a go. Bring your own mat.
Great…have a doormat that’s a bit rubbish, so might donate that to you for other users after I’ve had my ride.
You’re too kind.
Hmm hmm, who would that other person you’re blogging as be?
Glad to see you again, and to see you’re doing well! Hope 2013 will be filled with money streaming towards you, and love and stuff of course.
But above all money. Duh.
((Hug))
Lalala! Thanks lovely girl. All the best for you too. Maybe I’ll come to Belgium in 2013? *licks your face*
If you come, LET ME KNOW.
Yes, that’s an order.
But of course. *quakes a bit*
This is my first visit to your blog but I know exactly what other blog you’re talking about – as soon as I read it I thought ‘no way is the author who she claims to be’
It’s great though, book deal on the horizon?
Hello! Thanks for stopping by! And, er, congratulations for working it all out
who knows, would love a book deal but we shall see…
Bloody well knew it was you! *feels proud*
FAB news about the book, congratulations!!
Thanks! Hooray!
Happy New Year you sneaky little, well shall I say devil?
LOL you could say that
Ha, knew it all along. Can’t fool me
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You are too good for me, Sherlock x
Happy new year, I’m proper out the loop and have no idea. But I am also shit cos I haven’t read many other blogs in ages. *bows head in shame*
It’s OK. You’re a busy lady. I understand. I won’t hex you
Hang on a damn rootling tootling minute, I think the penny may have dropped!?!
Yes…? Is it all making sense now?
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Ok I have no idea who you are now and am clearly right out of the cool bloggers loop as I have no idea who you have been blogging as. Signed, the sad one x
I did a reply. It was really funny. But now I can’t feckin see it. Grrrrr. It WAS funny though. Honest. X
*stands and applauds for at least 5 mins*
*takes a bow* *takes a bow* *takes another bow* *blows kisses* X
I’ve got it! *finally sees the light* Happy NY!
Yay! This is so much fun
Happy New Year and new you (as not you) in the the other blog ( what is bloomin hilarious by the way)
Thanks m’lady. HNY to you and yours
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‘appy new year……..xxx
Take it easy, gorgeous. See you sooooooon X X
I’m sat here so smug because I KNEW that other blog was you!
Hurrah to book but who will play you in the film, that’s what we all want to know?
Happy New Year MoVo. Loving you always. x
LMAO all right smarty pants. I love that some people got it straight away. Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy
HNY to you and yours xxx
The “blogging since October” bit has been excellent, and deserves to be available in other formats too…
The “blogging since October” bit has been excellent, and ought to also be available in other forms soon we hope…
Oh, I have plans
Yay. A blog post. And I’ve worked out who you’ve been blogging as. Hooray. Shall subscribe now. Cheeky monkey.
*cheeky monkey face*
First comes the book, then movie, then who knows?
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And as for the other thing, I KNEW IT!!! If you’ve been blogging as who I think you have, it was use of the word ‘fark’ in the ‘about me’ section that made me suspicious. I won’t reveal your secret identity though *wink wink* (I really hope I’ve got it right – can I whisper it to you to check?)
LOL you’re right. And yay! I’ll do a big ‘reveal’ soon
*nudge nudge*
Happy New Year
Oh I’m intrigued as to who you’ve been blogging as. Its like a game of Cluedo
Happy New Year.
I’m intrigued as to who you’re blogging as…oh it could be that blog. It’s like a game of cluedo
Yes, but, crucially, I’ve not murdered anyone. Not yet.
You’ve not been blogging as that @SAHDandproud twat have you? Oh my days!
What? No. I could not best his Crafty Corners. That’s too good for me.
Great to see u back chickadee xxxxx
Thanks missus
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Movo! Good to see you and your fabulous arse back here.
Have you been blogging as Little Mistress? Doing reviews for those… things… that get sent to her…?
All the best for 2013.
Haha! Nope. Not me. Guess again.
And Happy Stuff for 2013 x
Ooo I knew it! I knew it was you! YES YES YES! I am either Queen of shizzle or completely wrong. But YES YES YES.
I am so happy I could kiss a vampire
LMAO! AHA! Well done, shminky lady
Haha! I did have my suspicions…
*does a wiggle* oh yeah?
Happy new year xx
Thank you, you too
xx