Wishlist
Back in the New Year, when the year was, erm, new, I wrote a post about New Year resolutions rather snappily titled Bring On 2012, Baby. Apart from the goddamnawful title (thank Jeezus I switched to simple one/two word titles) reading it back now makes me cringe a bit. Yeesh. It’s a bit beauty-pageant-queen wishlist. Y’know, world farking peace and all that balls.
Yah well my wishlist has changed, innit. Sure, I want the same things as I always did – good times for Moo, health, happiness and giggles along the way – but the specifics are different. Diamond shoes? It has well and truly been demonstrated that they DO NOT EXIST. Shit the bed! Can you believe it? I believed that it was possible to acquire shoes carved from a MASSIVE diamond. I was wrong. And the alternative? Mere spangles. Hey ho. No wonder my unicorn farking died.
So eight months-ish down the 2012 line and it’s all change again. I shall definitely remember this year as one of tempest and flux. Some folk thrive on change, others flounder and yearn for the comfort of a quiet life. I’m still trying to work out which one is me.
In the meantime, this is my new, improved, slightly more realistic wishlist. Peruse at your leisure.
I want…
cheese
jeans that fit in all the right places
to not have to pluck my eyebrows every day
to lick my Twitter friends in their faces for real
new bed sheets
to cultivate a non-fear of moths/wasps/spiders
more house plants
the new series of Doctor Who to be really good, please
to be better at maths
some pick’n'mix
to lose weight
other cheese
to finish writing more books
to be able to say ‘brewery’ without looking like I’m chewing on a slug
more knickerbocker glories in my life
to watch less shit TV
more cheese
to climb a tree
balls of steel
a happy Christmas, seeing as my b’day was so shite
a holiday
to take more photos
to reach the bottom of the washing basket
rum
more rings for my fingers
to read more good fiction
erm…
world farking peace?
I could go on. Ramble through the entire section of my brain focused on heart’s desires. It would take all day.
What’s on your wishlist? I was going to say ‘keep it clean’ but knowing some of you lot, there are butt plugs in there somewhere.
Wishlist:
Fit into my clothes from high school again
Finish writing my second book
Drama in my life to cease
I guess that’s it. Not much to wish for.
That’s fairly achievable. Go fer it! Yay! X
I wish I could wake up one morning a size 12 and – no matter WHAT I eat – never put on any weight. Did someone mention cheese?
I want my kids to be reasonable. Like, just eat, sleep and play nicely. That’s all. Really. And maybe one more thing – beautiful hair. Long, shiny and smooth.
The right choices for my studies. That’s on top of my wish list now.
Money lol. Enough money to be able to actually buy something frivolous that I want. Anything…a dress, an appliance. Anything.
I want another stinkingly dirty weekend with my hubby, that’s all x
Show off x
Yeah, if anyone wants some buttplugs there’s a set here going spare. Only used a handful of times by one careful lady owner. Will wipe down with a wetwipe before sending. Hurry now, before they are snapped up!
You are selling them well. No, really.
I’m no expert as I too would like jeans to fit in the right places but maybe wanting cheese and more cheese and to lose weight isn’t going to work. You’re welcome
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You’ve ruined my DREAM
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you started me thinking here! My wish list would be
A job for all who want one.
Caring parents for all children
Caring children for all parents
But in reality
to get through the menopause NOW please TODAY not another fekking minute longer
to get a bit more self esteem
to pass the A level I have rather foolishly signed up for
to stop being jealous of all the hard work my little sister has put into losing weight, getting fit and raising money
to lose weight
to master my computer
to be able to eat cheese without putting on weight
to be able to mix my drinks like I used to in my youth without getting a hangover!
LOL yeah I realised writing ‘to lose weight’ and then ‘cheese’ was a bit of an oxymoron. Good list, lady. Hope you get all you want.
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I want to “to lick my Twitter friends in their faces for real” too…. other that I’d quite like a contraption that will get me to where I want to go in a blink of an eye.
Here’s to wishes coming true x
Like a teleporter? They must be close to inventing one of them, surely? *fingers crossed* x
It’d be nice if it were like a door, you get handed a drink one side and walk through to your desired destination
*day dreams*
Yes! Or just keep going back and forth, so they hand you all the drinks.
I love the way your brain works x