Dear John
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Dear John Dave Geoff Other
This is the easiest most fun hardest letter I have ever had to write.
I’ve spent most of the morning drinking rum dancing naked in the rain crying. I realise that there was nothing I could say that you wanted to hear. I hope I didn’t make a nuisance of myself. I’m a total arse-biscuit fuck-donkey twat-face noob like that.
In a way, it is better that I express myself through mime sky writing blogging. I can’t say everything I want to say here, but, I hope you know anyway. Otherwise, it’s all been for nothing.
Choose one or more of the following clichés:
- it’s not you, it’s me
- it’s for the best
- time’s a great healer
- it will get better
Or write your own:
I never saw this coming. I thought we were solid. How farking shiteballs.
In the meantime I will put on an air of nonchalance a tartan cape a brave face. This may seem stupid uncaring cold-hearted or all three but I don’t know what else to do. Life has been so stupidly totally really hard lately that I sometimes feel quite hysterical. I guess this is all a coping mechanism. Hope you find one too.
Choose one or more of the following sentiments:
- I miss you √
- I will always adore you √
- you are one of the best people I have the privilege to know √
Or write your own:
You said it won’t ever be the same. But in my heart I know one day it will be better than it ever has been.
WARNING: PUBLISHING THIS LETTER IS ILL-ADVISED, ESPECIALLY IF THE USER IS UNDER EXTREME EMOTIONAL DISTRESS AND HAS NOT REALLY SLEPT VERY WELL. THE USER MUST ACCEPT ALL RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANY ADVERSE REACTIONS. IF YOU ARE THE USER AND ACCEPT RESPONSIBILITY, CROSS HERE : X
Choose one or more sign off:
- yours sincerely
- yours faithfully
- regards
- that’s all folks
Or write your own:
Print your name here:
a broken-hearted MoVo
Hope you are ok gorgeous lady, Big hugs coming your way xxx
I feel sorry for you too, but that couldn’t stop me from thinking how brilliantly funny this was… Hope you feel better soon!
Sad for you, broken hearts suck! Sending lady hugs xxx
A broken heart hurts like all hell. Your honesty reveals such bravery. I really admire you for that. So sorry for your loss. You are certainly having a crap time. Surely things will improve soon for you.
I am so sorry that your life is shite right now. At some point you will look back at this and wonder what you would have done differently, You have a beautiful daughter. You have family. You have more than some and less than some. You have your health, even if you are going to have a headache in the morning!! (along with me!).
Cry in the shower, love your daughter and wake each morning with a smile, each evening think of three things that have made you either smile, or proud. If necessary write them down. It is hard to be positive when life is crap, but if I can do it, then so can you!!!
Love and hugs. x
*hugs* Hope you’re okay. Dr Habz prescribes gin and shit TV! *more hugs*
Like the others said, shiteballs with extra shite
Hope you’re both ok and remember this place *points at blog* is yours to post what you like on.
Gutted for you both – was hoping for a different ending – but that’s not real life right? Hoping swearing and blogging yr heart out helps mend it soon.
Sending you hugs, cake, rum, etc xxx
I’m sorry to read this (even more sorry that you’ve had to write this). There’s nothing that can be said to numb the pain you’re obviously in. You’re both amazing people who deserve happiness and I hope you find it (maybe together one day…). In the meantime, massive cyber hug. I’m sure Moo’s looking after you x
<3<3<3<3<3
That is all… Xxxxx
You can write what you like in your own blog.
So sorry. Life is often utter shit.
Love you. X
Oh dear. This saddens. Hope you’re coping. Hope he is too. Thinking of you both. Oh, and if you don’t want that cheese sandwich? *Points to jbmumofone’s profferred hand* do you mind if I hav- *gabs it and scoffs it* *mumbles* fankshyumyumlovemmmyoummhmjhjhmboth *burps* ‘scuse me for talking with my mouth full. xx
Sorry MoVo. Love to you both xxx
Oh bless you, both of you. Take care xXx
Sorry to hear this but without judgement it’s likely best thing – too soon, bound to end , blah blah. Also, I have fought with myself over saying this but perhaps inappropriate for a widespread post? I know you’re in pain but this isn’t a show. Anyway, apologies if you’re offended just worried about delicate hearts. Take care, when once was may be once again! xx
My heart is delicate enough. I had to blog what I feel. Otherwise it’s a fallacy. Thanks for your judgement.
Sending you lots of love, hugs and bum wiggles. Both of you xxx
And of course rum xx
Oh bugger, arses and poo. I haven’t checked my google blog reader thingamajig for yonks and this was at the top. Sniff and :<(
Love you, and hugs and all that x x
Hugs to you both.
Right place, wrong time perhaps? You have to have left behind your past before you can walk to your future, or at least be comfortable with it. Best of luck to you both – hugs xxx
What citygirlnomore said. Hugs all round. Xx
Oh bugger. *Passes cheese sandwich*.
Shit fuck wank bollocks.
#thatisall
What she said *points* with a dash of arsecakes.
Love x