Me: ‘I just need to stock up on some nappies. And baby wipes’
Ex-husband: ‘OK, let’s go to Asda’
[we go to Asda]
Me: [frequently] ‘OMFG IT’S ONLY A POUND’
So I come back with:
cheap shoes for me
socks for him
sanitary towels (erm, for me)
salad in a bag that’ll last about five minutes before turning brown and creepy
baby food in pouches in case I feel too lazy to feed Moo properly
tuna (me: ‘OMFG it’s so CHEAP! Is it on offer? For the love of Jeezus, BUY ALL THE TUNA NOW’)
and finally, the most essential…
plastic bat and ball. For Moo. It was only a pound. Honest.
I should not be allowed in supermarkets. Esp not cheapo supermarkets. That’s almost SEVENTY POUNDS worth of ‘cheap’. FFS.
What was the last thing you bought that you didn’t really need?