Here’s a meme I’ve been tagged on: which famous people do I look like?
Fark that you squares, which famous people look like ME, innit? Who is copying my unique and uber-shminky mien? Bastards. No wonder it’s hard to be original these days, with every Geoff, Dave and Patsy stepping out in tartan capes and gold bikinis. DAMN THEM.
But FACIALLY speaking, erm, I dunno who looks like me really. That SAHDandproud has nominated me to complete this meme though, yeah, so I thought I’d give it a go. Just for a lark.
Here is une photo of moi, pour les purposes of comparisonnes, sacre bleu:
As you can see, I am currently living in the 1930s. So I am often mistaken for Bérénice Bejo, that lady wot was in that film that won all the Oscars:
Only not really, at all, ever.
Here is another photo of me:
and because of this photo, I am frequently stopped in the street and asked if I am this chap:
to which my answer is, ‘No, you buffoon, I am not he.’
Sometimes I look like this:
and have been known to be ACCOSTED IN THE ROAD by people thinking I am this person:
only I have to merely point out that I AM YELLOW and this joker *points above* is in black and white, innit, and is, in fact, Oscar Wilde, and not the me. Tsk.
On the rare occasion that I dally forth looking thus:
I get all’n'sundry folk demanding an autograph, thinking I am this reputable fellow:
But really if you’ve come away from this meme with NO CLEAR IDEA of what – or WHO – I look like, then I have succeeded. I don’t want to look like anyone. I already have a plan snappily entitled ‘Destroy All Doppelgängers’, which involves using my giant laser and a heck-load of flying monkeys.
Anyway. Here’s one more. This is me, taken a long while ago:
And I think you’ll agree, this is my mirror image:
Thank you and good night.
If you would like to blog about which famous people look like you, go crazy. You have my blessing!