OK, OK it had to be done. Y’all know how I’ve licked Kevin Spacey? Well, there’s plenty of other people I’d happily take my tongue to. Oh yes. And not your regular muscled hunks either, no no. This Lick List is dedicated to the oddities we somehow INEXPLICABLY fancy, and the whole world thinks we’re mentalistic, but we don’t care, cos given half the chance, and no restraining orders (sorry Kev) we would TOTALLY and SLEAZILY lick them. ON THE FACE.
This be my Lick List. Who’s on yours? (remember: must be a bit odd. Regular smuttage-fodder not allowed)
- Tom Jones
- Brian Blessed
- Alan Rickman (that VOICE *spaff*)
- Gary Oldman
- Morgan Freeman
- Cliff Richard
- Alan Cumming
- Richard E. Grant
- Rowan Atkinson
- Kevin Costner (what is it about Kevins?)
- the weather man on my local news (I don’t know his name, Geoff summat, or Dave)
- David Mitchell (the comedian)
- David Mitchell (the author)
- Tim Dowling
- Jon Ronson
- Russell Brand (I know, I know, but I just would, OK? Just to see what he tasted like)
- the Pope
- Barack Obama
- Prof Brian Cox
- Steve Buscemi
- Danny de Vito
Oh gawd, I could go on. Please bear in mind when compiling such a list, it is a LICK list, not a shag list, or a roger gently list, or a spanking list. That’s an ENTIRELY different matter and MANY more blog posts.
So. C’mon. Who are you going to lick?
I’ve just noticed mine seem to be mostly be old men. Old, bearded men. Yikes.