Willy
[Playgroup. Standing by the slide. Eavesdropping on some mums]
Boy: Mummy mummy mummy!
Mummy: What? Are you hurt? Did you hurt yourself?
Boy: Yes.
Mummy: Oh poor boy, poor boy, where does it hurt?
Boy: Down here! [points to crotch]
Mummy: Did you hurt your WILLY?
Boy: Yes.
Mummy: Well I’m not kissing that better!
Boy: But it HURTS! It’s SORE!
Mummy: Well, erm, ***** is a first aider, maybe she can help? [points to friend]
Friend: I’M not kissing it better!
Boy: It hurts, my WILLY HURTS!
Mummy: [crying with laughter] Go on, *****, do some first aid on his willy.
Friend: I think it will be OK by itself…
Boy: It feels better now.
Mummy: Oh that’s good, that’s good. Stop touching it then. Go and play.
Friend: [as Boy wanders off] He’s grabbing his crotch.
Mummy: You are rubbish at first aid!
[I go and rescue Moo from the sandpit]
My son’s five-year-old friend has been humping his teddies since he was a baby. He had a sleepover at our house at Easter and his mum had to tell him it wasn’t ok to do “rudy dudies” at our house.
The reason little boys’ willies are always sore is because they never stop tugging on them, rubbing them up and down against things, or putting them in things they shouldn’t.
Here endeth my insight………
Hilarious!
too funny…I used to say to my boys “I’m not kissing your willy better – give it a rub”
Perhaps i started them on the road to masturbation with that line…..lol
That is just wrong! Glad u rescued Moo!
Buahahahahahaha! Killing myself laughing!
Lily Xxx