Want
What do I want?
*thinks* *hand on chin* *gazing out of window*
…to read the Saturday newspaper at leisure and not have it shredded by a baby…
…to feel the freedom I felt on Friday night just a little bit more often…
…to not have to worry about money any more…
…to go to the cinema in the afternoon and have popcorn all to myself…
…to feel comfortable in my own house…
…to eat some chocolate right now…
…to spend an entire day reading a book and drinking tea…
…to blog like a good’un and make motherventing a huge success…
…to have the time and motivation to write what I want to write…
…to not have such cold hands (why the FECK are they so cold??)…
…to feel happy and confident in myself for most of the time…
…to be loved again…
…to be the best mum I can be to Moo…
…to own a pair of properly expensive shoes…
…to stop making lists like this where I generally make myself sad cos it all seems so out of reach…
…to dedicate myself to the preservation and rehabilitation of unicorns into society… oh hang on…
Well, I had to include unicorns somehow.
Excuse my introspection, am indulging a maudlin moment. Nothing to see here, as you were.
*gestures for you to leave the blog safely and with due care and attention*
*realises you haven’t left*
Oh. You’re staying. Well, I’m glad of the company. What do YOU want? Can be something simple, or grand, or utterly out of reach.
Leave me a comment. Share your thoughts. And I will write them on rose petals and float them down a woodland stream, and maybe our wishes will come true.
Or, I won’t. Fecking hell. Who do you think I am?
Poor Venty Vents. I am sure that in many years Moo will look back and be thankful she had you as a mother. Currently she has 150+ people knowing the very moment she soils her nappy – how could any child not appreciate that?
If I could wake up and suddenly find that I have grown an extra penis that would be immense. You know that scene in Big with Tom Hanks? When he looks in his undercrackers to see if his willy is bigger and hairier?
Imagine that but times FIFTY.
LMFAO oh Lord Michael of Cargill, you actually just made me spit my tea out. You want to grow an EXTRA penis?? Like, have TWO?? That is fucked up. A bigger one, a hairier one (eeewwww) OK, fine… but an EXTRA one?? What… is… going… on… in … your… head… Actually, no, don’t tell me. L.M.F.A.O.
Having double would be the new extension. I am a pioneer.
But if you had double, where would you… *thinks* Oh. OH. You dirty, dirty man.
One in the poo, one in the goo.
*covers ears* *runs away screaming*
Currently I would like a career that doesn’t make me feel like I’m constantly compromising the quality of my parenting and my work. Oh, and some cake.
You will definitely get both of those. One sooner than the other, maybe. But definitely BOTH.
Love the style of this post and honesty.
What do I want? My pregnancy to speed up and be over already. A healthy baby. A million pound win. To be a blogging extraordinaire. A husband. Erm I think I asked for too much already LOL
A blogging extraordinaire! I love that. Me too. Don’t bother about a husband, more trouble than they’re worth, believe me….
I forgot to post this song I just discovered on YouTube. I don’t normally like guitar stuff but I really like this one:
I would like very much for people to be truely honest and for those that ask for an honest opinion to take that requested honest opinion and then not get all humpy about it.
Oh and I too would like some cake and some more shoes because you can never have too much of both of these.
You will always find honesty – and non-humpiness- here, missus. And I’d be happy to throw you some cake. But not my shoes.
I want nice cheese, my kids to be happy and people who don’t mind me being me, cocktails at 6.50pm on a Friday night, and a good night’s sleep.
I used to want to be able to fold myself up and give myself a blow job, but I realised that, if I could, I’d be late for everything.And I’d probably be a husk within a few days.
Oh, my days. Just as I thought I would get a serious answer from you. *shakes head in disbelief*
I want to be able to do a job I love (and am any good at), and be able to support my family doing it.
I want to do a degree… That I find interesting enough to complete!
I want to have some fun….
I would like a quiet pint.
I would like to be appreciated within my own lifetime
Thanks for sharing, Mr Gav. A quiet pint sounds good to me (tho mine would be gin ;D)
I want no more stress.
Oh, and more followers. They ‘re so addicting. You just want the number to rise… and rise… and increase…
No more stress… wow… good luck with that…
I’d like your unicorn to come and bring me an amazingly hot man who wil treat me like a princess.
And designer shoes also.
And a mulberry handbag…
I wont go on anymore, otherwise I wont stop!
Smile lady xx
It’s good to remind yourself from time to time what you want and it doesn’t sound like you are asking for anything too outrageous. I hope you manage to do some of these things, a couple I feel the same (like a whole day for reading) and others made me feel sad for you. I’ll think about what I would like…
I’d like to have a place to live so I can stop feeling like a teenager cramped back at my parents (except i now have extra small creatures)
I’d like to be able to live my life without worrying that my ex is going to find out every little thing i have done and lecturing me about how my world should have ended when we split up and how dare I move on.
Oh, and I’d like a mug of hot chocolate and a gingerbread man to dunk in it.
I have told you before how much I love you, right? xxx
Oh yes
Here, have some hot chocolate X X X
Hang on, you’ve achieved one of those wants you amnesiac! You know – blogging like a good ‘un. And followers? I couldn’t even honour you with a Liebster Award you’re so wantonly beloved. Bugger the expensive shoes. A nice pair of slippers is what makes like worth living. What do I want? A greenhouse. A half price discount on Bendicks Bittermints. For the vicar to get a divine calling back to where all our friends are. Oh yes, and a new kingsize flannelette sheet so I can wash the current one.