Duvet
I have an announcement to make. I am going to retire to underneath my duvet and live there. It’s warm, and comfortable, and if I pull it up over my head, it’s kind of dark too. Sure, it smells a bit, but I made the smell, so that’s fine by me. It’s just too appealing to me. There’s no Cbeebies under there. No hectic playgroups. No food being thrown on the floor. No tantrums. No Stuff. No money worries. No wintery storms. Just… sleep… beautiful sleep. So, a prime piece of real estate. I may have to take in a lodger or two, just to make ends meet, you understand. And delegate some of the more undesirable tasks, like removing crumbs after toast time, and clipping my toenails. But generally, under my duvet is pretty darn lush. See y’all later.
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Hang on, just before you go under, I have been thinking about duvets only this morning as I changed the cover of one and I had a BRILLIANT idea. It must be synchrowhatsit. Double-sided duvet covers. Then they would never be inside out and I wouldn’t have to spend minutes of my precious life turning them right side out etc and so forth. This is going to make millions. Yes! I will have my own toenail clipper just like you. Oh wait. I could just stop caring about them being wrong side out. Sorry to have kept you. Cathy x
No, no, that’s a brilliant idea. I’m behind you all the way *runs a mile in the other direction* X
I would say I’d join you, but that could be taken the wrong way… I mean I want to set up camp under mine too. Maybe we could start our own little duvet town, with grocery deliveries right to the foot of your bed so you never need leave. (mainly alcohol and chocolate)
PS like the new blog theme, kinda similar to my revamp! Great minds think alike.
Yes! Give the supermarket my address as: Under Duvet, Foot of Bed, Bedroom. They’ll find me, right? Right?? *tumbleweed*
*throws hand in the air and squeals to catch your attention* Can I join you? Please? I am actually not joking. See how serious my face is *pulls best serious face*. I’ll bring a hot water bottle and flask of tea..?
Ps when adding my email address my auto correct suggested Ms Fake Binge!! Love it and now wish this was really my email address…
Yes, Ms Fake Binge, you are more than welcome. BRING TEA. And biscuits.
There are cheerios under mine. What the heck, I’m going back to bed ;D
Mmmmmm Cheerios.
There’s a massive, empty cardboard box sitting in our hallway. I’m tempted by that to be honest. You could just pull the flaps down and live in there. But you’re probably right. A duvet’s nicer. X
Mahahahahahaha you said ‘flaps’. X
Sounds bliss!’ Just need a pile of DVDs and maybe some cinnamon buns!
Yes to the DVDs. All guilty pleasure films too. And The Lion King on Blu-Ray (I got that for Xmas).
Can I lodge? I haven’t money, but I’ll Hoover up those toast crumbs for you
Sure. Now what about my toenails…?
They say the worse the world is, the more we like out beds :p
You have a lovely way of making the uninteresting very interesting!