Vintage Threads

I love clothes, I do. I have many of them. Yeah, loads don’t fit, but I hang on to them anyway, in the vainglorious hope that my pre-pregnancy body will suddenly magically appear from under the layers of biscuit flab and pouchy flubber. ANYWAY. I have lots of clothes. Some are old and stuff. Some are proper old. This is my oldest item of clothing:

Ancient rags. I really need to go shopping

I got this T-shirt while I was taking part in my first ever proper school play, which was Oliver!, as you may be able to tell. It was 1990 – 22 years ago now – I was in the first year of secondary school. I loved it – every second of it – and that T-shirt (plus a video of the play that doesn’t work, and an everlasting memory of the LYRICS IN THEIR ENTIRETY) is all I have left of that time.

When I was 15 I would wear the T-shirt with denim hot-pants and plimsolls, and hang out on College Green in Bristol, and wonder why the tramps were staring at my legs (I also wore dorky plastic-rimmed big glasses and plaited my uber-long hair in two braids – please – I was so naive).

Then when I went through a part-Goth phase, I wore it in what I hoped was an ironical manner with a big black holey jumper and stripy tights and DMs. I probably just looked a bit mental.

Thereafter it was relegated to the pyjama drawer, forgotten about for a bit, rediscovered as a long-lost relic, and since then I wear it to bed. It is old, faded, thinning, wizened, and threatening to disintegrate at the seams. But I love it. My vintage threads.

What do you have in your wardrobe that could safely be described as fossilised? Take a photo, tell me a story, and tag other folk (if you want to know what’s in their closet, that is).

I am going to TAG PEOPLE NOW. The lucky recipients of this meme are…

Hello It’s Gemma

Mum of One

Mistress Mummy

and Mum2Babyinsomniac 

They’d better do this or I’m hunting them down.

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  4. Notmyyearoff

    Oooh that’s when I was in the first year of secondary school too! I’ve got some really ugly stuff from back then including a grey and green cardigan my mum bought me (god knows what she was thinking!)

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  8. Michael Cargill

    Mother Venting the goth! I can just imagine it actually, that is hilarious.

    I don’t really have any old bits of clothing in that sense. Maybe a pair of jeans that are 5 years old.

  9. Not Just A Mummy

    i hang onto old clothes too, ive recently started wearing a couple again claiming that they are so old i can say they are vintage, much to the horror of my man! i have a lovely dress that i can barely pull above my thighs and a punkyfish denim skirt that only just covered my bottom when i wore it, yes ive seen belts bigger than that skirt, yet another item i can get only one leg into. I will not get rid as i may wake up to find my slender old self under this fat suit i wear everyday! Then there is the black velvet long coat with fake fur round the trims, i can get it on but not fasten, is so lush.

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