Overheard, Outside the Zoo
Man, smoking cigarette: Yeah well I don’t agree with zoos in principle.
Other man, holding dog on a string: No?
Cigarette man: It’s cruel, innit. Well, I mean, in the wild is cruel too. Nature is fucking nasty.
Dog man: Yeah. Yeah I know. [dog barks] Shut the fuck up!
Cigarette man: Shut that fucking dog up.
Dog man, to dog: SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Cigarette man: Yeah. And I’ll tell you what else. It stinks of gipping weasels here.
[dog barks]
Thanks for that – *stress dissolves, heads for bed*
Glad to be of service!
Someone told me It’s all happening at the zoo. I do believe it, I do believe it’s true
brissle is proper mind!!
they take you aside at school and teach you how to shout shut the fuck up at a dog properly
I got a B in GCSE for that!
I have to say you’re really not selling Bristol to us.
LMAO
People have such interesting conversations.
I eavesdrop more since I started blogging. Buses are a wealth of hilarious conversations.
.. And this is why I am so proud to live in Britain today.
What’s a gipping weasel?! Is that some sort of weird Brizzle speak?
this made me cackle loudly
That is truly, truly amazing. It’s almost as if the concept of a dog barking is alien to them.