Man, smoking cigarette: Yeah well I don’t agree with zoos in principle.
Other man, holding dog on a string: No?
Cigarette man: It’s cruel, innit. Well, I mean, in the wild is cruel too. Nature is fucking nasty.
Dog man: Yeah. Yeah I know. [dog barks] Shut the fuck up!
Cigarette man: Shut that fucking dog up.
Dog man, to dog: SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Cigarette man: Yeah. And I’ll tell you what else. It stinks of gipping weasels here.