WIPE YOUR KID’S SNOTTY FECKING NOSE.
I know mine has a cold too. I try to wipe her nose as much as I can. I don’t like to see the sluggy-slimy trails of golden-green snot course down her face. It makes me feel a bit vomitous.
So if I can manage to wipe her nose, you can manage to wipe your own kid’s nose.
JUST FECKING DO IT.
And I’m not a scientist or a doctor, but even I know that if you get snot everywhere, that’s how DISEASES AND VIRUSES are spread. I’m pretty sure that’s how the Black Death started, when some medieval ladies didn’t wipe their medieval kids’ noses at medieval playgroup.
OK, vent over.
motherventing (A Wiper Of Snotty Fecking Noses)